04:12 pm - Those Demented Smithe Bros. If the deranged Smithe threesome could take some time off from chasing bystanders with forklifts and trolling the city's various Starbucks locations for young impressionable commercial stars perhaps they would have some spare minutes to realize that my beloved Melikey is the ultimate in asskissing, facade spinning, and furniture knowing... therefore the key salesperson for an inappropirately ambitious trio of bastards who apparently love furniture whose upholstery is made from leftover floral print vests from 1992. Fuck that shit. Also... memo to brothers: Julia Roberts is NOT a repeat customer of Walter E. Smithe. Defamation suit, baby, that's all I gotta say.